bermuda triangle of libraries

we've begun to keep a tally at the front desk of the weird encountered daily.....
today's tally:


cowboy: today he first, of course, commented about my hair, for the hundredth, thousandth time. it's getting a wee bit old. then wanted to know why i didn't ever cut it any closer to my head. i responded "well then i'd have a crew cut." he said "what, you don't want to look like a man?" umm "no not really." he then moves on to is it me that smells so good. i answer "no not me, i'm not wearing perfume." he proceeds to grab my wrist and sniff! ewwwww. he says "mmm smells good." my reply " well you must be smelling some old perfume that's on this sweater because i don't  have any perfume on today."


lithium man: who has now taken to following groups of young girls around. he told a coworker that he has a job starting tomorrow counseling people at a fairly well known bank.  hmmmmmm.


gr: in but didn't cause any trouble.


white glove lady: one of those who wear white gloves because they are scared of germs, but nothing else is protected. she also thinks it's okay to wander freely in private areas of the library (workroom/office areas)


a new one:
crap man: he came in at opening looking for his big black backpack that he said he left behind a decorative retaining wall in front of the building, had anyone turned it in. after consulting the first two employees that had arrived, they said a city employee and a policeman had been in that area putting the flag at half-mast in observance of fallen peace officer day. i call the city employee who tells me he called the police because the guy (crap man) does this kind of stuff all over town and did we know that he had taken a crap behind the retaining wall and left the "evidence" with toilet paper and his pack. he could pick up his pack at the police department. i then had to find cp in the library and tell him he could pick up his stuff at the police department. he had a strange look on his face, and as he walked away his back side is covered with grass and dirt. 


ONCE AGAIN I COULDN'T MAKE THIS STUFF UP IF I TRIED!


i believe our library is the bermuda triangle of libraries!!!!